ME

I am a secret poet writing messages in books
I am a poet leaving messages to secret crooks
I am what I am because I've been in all the nooks
I am that which is, as a writer is
I am a crook and a poet who writes about secrets and vice
I have uninstalled the only device
It keeps all your heads in a vice
But that's not for me.
I watch the horizon for shit and surprise
I do not believe in demise
But I do believe in leisure activities...
Now excuse me, I'll go watch some striptease!

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A RIDDLE

Smart but not even close to be true.
Close but not too close;
It's not even smart and quite very far from the true
Meaning close.
But not true...
Here! Have a cigar!

P.S. That's the clue!