After the Flood - Chapter 4 Discovery

Eureka! I have found it! I always wondered why and now I know why. And now I know why I know because I have understood what I did Know naught a long time ago...

It had come to him, he had arrived to it, and when it all clicked like a Sephirote in the diamnond sky of His own perception, he did not care anymore.

It is all the same age-old story of Discovery. The hazardous journey, the unimmaginable and silly accident and the genius who already knows he just has to wait until everything clicks. And that the human he inhabits is FUCKING LISTENING!!!

Take Newton. I will reproduce his stream of thought:

NEWTON: Stupid stupid scientists! They not know nothing! Me try explain I know more but they not listen!!! FUCK!
NEWTON'S GENIUS: Shut the fuck up! Think goddamit! Remember to think!
NEWTON: Sink?
NEWTON'S GENIUS: Nevermind. Chill. Find a chilly place and think about how useless the other idiots are. Fuck that. Go take a nap!

Newton naps it out. And then naps in WHEN...

NEWTON: What fuck hit me in head? Stupid apple fall from tree and hit I in skull while sleeping. I hate these laws of this world. Why can't apple not fall from ground?

CELESTIAL TRUMPETS AND HEAVENLY TITS ENSUE ON THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES...

NEWTON'S GENIUS: Because

In the absence of force, a body either is at rest or moves in a straight line with constant speed.
A body experiencing a force F experiences an acceleration a related to F by F = ma, where m is the mass of the body. Alternatively, force is proportional to the time derivative of momentum.
Whenever a first body exerts a force F on a second body, the second body exerts a force −F on the first body. F and −F are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.[note 1]

and...

F = mg, where m is the mass of the body and g is a constant vector with an average magnitude of 9.81 m/s². The acceleration due to gravity is equal to this g. An initially-stationary object which is allowed to fall freely under gravity drops a distance which is proportional to the square of the elapsed time. The image on the right, spanning half a second, was captured with a stroboscopic flash at 20 flashes per second. During the first 1/20th of a second the ball drops one unit of distance (here, a unit is about 12 mm); by 2/20ths it has dropped at total of 4 units; by 3/20ths, 9 units and so on.

NEWTON: Me must invent images and electrics and...
NEWTON'S GENIUS: Chill. Just take it as it comes... You just discovered you're sitting on a big apple. They won't understand that, so talk about yourself more and make them work for it!

And so on and so forth...

But how cool was Archimedes. In a bath-tub, while probably jerking off! What? Bath-tubs?!!! How did that slip by our scientific perception for so much time!!!

So just chill. Discover. Don't watch Discovery Channel. Be the DISCOVERY CHANNEL of your own mind.