The Board of Simplicity

There are many a things that befuddle me. Life would be one of them. Ice skating would be another but then again who really gives a crap.

I am strangely amused by opera, disgusted by the news, horrified of the youth and simply put off by the new whiff of pseudo-intellectuality that is jamming the brainwaves of our hive mind consciousness as of late.

But enough about things that don`t really matter.

While hallucinating on fever, sitting in a place with a pair of green coloured shades in a dark room with another guy, discussing chess, the alignment of planets and such, drinking tea and not really giving a crap, I had what some may call a revelation.

A lighting of a celestial idea light bulb if you will. It wasn`t necessarily biblical but I guess it might have been mystical due to the fact that for some odd reason I was seeing prancing pink unicorns. Anywayz. There it was. It had come to me.

Or I had arrived to it. Or we had met somewhere in between. But moving on...

In that slight daze I had come upon the sudden realization that a lot of things in life don`t really matter. Still, how much we may try, even the most inconsequential thing takes up oh so much of the little time we have to spend on Planet Human.

Therefore it had occurred to me that we lack guidance or comme il faut, our madness lacks method.

I am proud to say that I have come up with one. A method not a madness.

It is a simple method, using a simple tool to arrive at a simple outcome which will simplify our complications aka lives.

The method is SIMPLICITY. The tool is a BOARD. A BOARD OF SIMPLICITY.

So now we have the method and the tool und what do we do now ja?

This board of simplicity is special. Only simple ( and I don`t mean simple as in "dumb", I mean simple as in straightforward, uncomplicated etc.) things adhere to it. Anything that is too complicated will fall off leaving you with the simple things. The things you need to take care of in order to save up time for just living live.

The Board of Simplicity is free and totally simple. It is my gift to humanity. Try it out some time.

Just throw things at it. What sticks - sticks. What doesn`t - doesn`t really matter too much.

Batteries not included.

The Board of Simplicity is an IMMAGINATIVE TOOL. It does not exist. It is abstract. If you do not posess the mental abillity to fabricate one (anybody can fabricate one if given a sufficient amount of intellect) then you are fucked.

Try out my Board of Simplcity. It works! And it`s free!!!