Skin Cancer and Fluffy Bunnies

Yes, we are slowly losing it. Yes. Just the other day I noticed, the sun is getting hotter. Hotter than last year, hotter than 2 years ago. Just hotter. Hotter and hotter. It burns the skin. Fuck global warming, economic crisys, warfare, stupidity, racism and all the other crap.

I am beginning to fear that I might be getting skin cancer. Don`t ask why, I just know, okay! Skin cancer is not something you`d want to get because it is nasty. But enough about my frequent attacks of paranoia.

Let us get into the real gist of things which is "... and fluffy bunnies". Well what about fluffy bunnies? Do you like fluffy bunnies? Do fluffy bunnies like you? Fluffy do bunnies like you or them or do they not fluffy wise bunny like you them or what?

Excuse me.

I just don`t like the idea of skin cancer. I don`t really have anything to say against fluffy bunnies except that they are damn too fluffy. You just can`t trust a fluffy thing like that. Not in this day and age. It would be... wrong!

Skin cancer is the fluffy bunny of cancers or skin is the fluffy and bunny is the cancer... or does it go the other way around?! Hm. I am facing a hypothetical mental conundrum coupled with my deep seeded fear that the world will end. Also I am afraid of skin cancer and the sun.

More of the sun than of the cancer. Beware! I`m pretty sure that if you don`t like cancer, cancer certainly won`t like you.

Word of advice - start wearing sunscreen, hope for Christmas and keep a sharp eye. Skin cancer could be everywhere, hiding behind a fluffy bunny.

Fuck! It could be a fluffy bunny!

Help!